Hi! I'm 14 too!
I like Lady Gaga, just like you!
Do you play for the Ladies' GFC?
Yeah, I do play for U-16s in Midfield!
I have a dog named Suzie, she just wouldn't yield.
Those are the basics about me!
“What School do you go to?”
“I'm in the Secondary!”
“Do you like your School?”
“On the Contrary!”
I hope to know more about you another day!
I have homework to do now!
Chat latter, see you, chiao!
Oh that's fine, dad has a Bill to pay!
The next day arrives!
“Hi there, watch Footballers' Wives?”
“Oh that show is so old!”
“Ach well, I'm sure you're watching about Gypsy Weddings!
I'm learning about video embedding!
But tonight it's pretty cold!”
“But do you think we could ever meet?
I hope you're not rushed off your feet!
My Dad could pick you up on Sunday!”
“I don't know about that!
I feel a little bit fat!
But I'd love to see you someday!”
A few weeks later!
She told her mum that she hates her!
“You don't know what it's like to be in love!”
“They all say they're different, Honey!
They're after more than just Money!
They're not sent from Heaven like a Dove!”
She runs off to see his dad!
“You must be Amy? Come to Adam's Pad!
He'll be delighted to see you!
For it will be fun for friends to chat!
Never mind if you feel fat!
Your Mum doesn't want to be you!”
When she arrives in Adam's Home.
“Take a shower!”, Dad says in a tone.
“Adam will be here in a little while!”
So Amy goes into the Bathroom.
Takes off her clothes and has room.
To clean herself and then smile.
Then she notices something funny.
A Piece of glass that looks sunny.
She wonders for a while and then carries on.
Then she hears a distant noise.
Shouts of orgasmic joy.
Finally she realises that something's wrong.
She dries herself with a towel.
But then soon on the prowl.
It's the dad who comes in a flash.
“Is there anything the matter?
Can we come to the kitchen for a natter?
I'll answer some concerns before you dash!”
Then she senses a smell.
From dad's midriff, “What the Hell?
It's like nothing I've ever smelt before!”
Then she runs to dad's room.
Where she heard the noise that went through.
The wall's a few minutes before.
She then sees a scene.
Like a CCTV.
Suddenly she's shocked and sickened.
He's been filming her naked.
And satisfied himself, Adam's a fakester.
Suddenly the plot thickened.
He is really a pervert.
The type that she's heard of.
He wanted her all for himself.
Then he came approaching.
With his skills used for poaching.
And tried to flatten her off the shelf.
But then she used Girl Power.
And then took the nozzle lead from the shower.
And caught him by the neck.
“You stole the innocence off mine!
I'm gonna dial 999!
You've turned girls' lives into a wreck!”
Then in came the Police!
He ran off in a fleece!
But eventually they caught him!
They then took his Hard Drive!
And couldn't believe their eyes!
At the scenes of girls he was courting!
Amy is still in shock!
But she survived to run amok!
To tell younger girls of this tale!
Don't meet up online!
Unless you're old enough to define!
The dangers of an incognito male!
