Media

I've got a 27 Year itch!
Maybe I need the life Bitch!
All my ex-Classmates with kids and a wife!
I still have to sort out my life!

My Father's Death affected me!
It's on Wikipedia!
Murdered for playing Darts!
Brief mention by the media!

What's so wrong with me today!
I could've easily been Gay!
Watching CITV rather than play Football!
Went to Uni and answered the call!

I've gained so much weight!
My Granny asked, "What have they been feedin' ye!"
But I remember the McDonald's ads as a kid!
Promoted by the media!

TV isn't what it used to be!
Music now on Podcast feeds!
Subway says 'Eat Fresh' on the ads!
Guilty Pleasures is the latest fad!

My Heart, like the King's, is Wooden!
But it's still bleddin, ya!
I'm a product of this society!
A follower of the media!