Celebrity

Too many celebrities.
Famous for a while on TV.
Talked about in the Tabloid Press.
What they'll do is any one's guess.

Some messed up Rock and Roll Junkie.
Thinking he's the next Morrisey.
I'll meet him at the Cemetery gates.
And I'll do a Norman Bates.

Talking about race.
Sometimes to save face.
Never off the box.
Reality TV shocks.

Pop stars for a few Months.
Then they're into obscurity.
The rejected one topped the Charts.
And has financial security.

One young kid gets the footballer's life.
Then gets a pretty young Wife.
She Shops, She Sings.
She has diamond encrusted rings.

Books about diets.
Says everyone must try it.
Crusading against Fat and Salt.
Always there to find fault.

Celebrities, Celebrities.
Demanding financial royalties.
But things go Pear Shaped.
The Papers seal their fate.

I don't wanna be famous.
I wanna go undercover.
Provide some security.
For my unlucky Mother.

I wanna set an example.
I wanna melt Hearts that are Cold.
I wanna set an example.
To 14 Year Olds.

Now my rant is over.
I'm finishing with a note.
Don't be a celebrity.
It's all just a joke.

Funk Dat by Sagat - Greatest one hit wonder!

Sagat - Funk dat
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Problems

I've got problems!
I'm in need of help!
Just like the Beatles song!
It sums up myself!

Another Driving Test!
Another Fail!
Another hope cancelled!
Like Hay that's Bailed!

I need Independence!
I need to be free!
Stuck in the Country!
Not part of a scene!

Suffering from Writer's block!
No Poem for a while!
My problems aren't to be mocked!
I need something to make me smile!

Turn to God!
Turn to Jesus!
Laugh at Butthead!
Laugh at Beavis!

My second cousins!
My most successful relations!
In the money!
Over to different nations!

Time to reflect!
Over what happened!
Keep the Chin up!
Don't leave it flattened!

I'm not giving up!
I'll continue to struggle!
I'm not a coward!
I want out of this muddle!

So Here I stand!
I can do no more!
I have to win it!
My personal War!

Beavis and Butthead in a Poetry Bar lol

Beavis and butthead - buttniks
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