Celebrity

Too many celebrities.
Famous for a while on TV.
Talked about in the Tabloid Press.
What they'll do is any one's guess.

Some messed up Rock and Roll Junkie.
Thinking he's the next Morrisey.
I'll meet him at the Cemetery gates.
And I'll do a Norman Bates.

Talking about race.
Sometimes to save face.
Never off the box.
Reality TV shocks.

Pop stars for a few Months.
Then they're into obscurity.
The rejected one topped the Charts.
And has financial security.

One young kid gets the footballer's life.
Then gets a pretty young Wife.
She Shops, She Sings.
She has diamond encrusted rings.

Books about diets.
Says everyone must try it.
Crusading against Fat and Salt.
Always there to find fault.

Celebrities, Celebrities.
Demanding financial royalties.
But things go Pear Shaped.
The Papers seal their fate.

I don't wanna be famous.
I wanna go undercover.
Provide some security.
For my unlucky Mother.

I wanna set an example.
I wanna melt Hearts that are Cold.
I wanna set an example.
To 14 Year Olds.

Now my rant is over.
I'm finishing with a note.
Don't be a celebrity.
It's all just a joke.