Are you a Champion?
Will you pass the test?
Will you achieve much?
Try to be the best?
Your favourite teams struggle.
When it comes to the match.
Try to do the Celtic huddle.
Their progress was snatched.
Our best player fell down.
Like a sack of Spuds.
After he had a row.
He was hit a thud.
It's that time of the year.
Every thing's ass about face.
Even the little old dears are involved in hate.
Have to check your Grammar.
Just like MC Hammer.
You can't touch this.
Even using just your fists.
I was once a Champion.
In the sack race.
Now I'm in a Sack Race of a different kind.
Applying for Jobs to save face.
My bro is a gamer.
He's found his own saviour.
XBox 360, PS3, Wii.
Now we're financially free.
Will you be a Champion?
Be independent.
Don't end up in disarray.
Have money, spend it.
