The Chippy

There's a Guy in the Village!
In the Local Chip Shop!
With Rugby Track Bottoms!
And a Tyrone Track Top!

He wouldn't like Soccer!
He considers it Foreign!
He sees the Players!
Named Andy, Dave and Warren!

He's wearing a Hood!
But I do as well!
Not a Trouble Maker!
Didn't shout or yell!

Ordered from the phone!
When my Bro was at home!
Opens at 5 on the dot!
Your order won't be forgot!

You then go the the Shop!
To buy a Lotto Ticket!
A series of unfortunate events happened!
Like Lemony Snicket!

You were in Marks and Spencer!
Lots of fancy nosh!
But you need the money for them!
It's food for the posh!

Your Great Aunt was buried at Half 12!
You Cousin is a star singer!
She has the success!
The chief money bringer!

This Sunday's almost over!
You're almost 29!
In a couple of days time!
You're feeling close to fine!
Listening to Kelly Osbourne online!
Lucky like a four-leaved clover!