When you're from Mid Ulster!
Your Neighbours all like Country!
That's just the way it is!
Like Harold and Kumar!
You always get the Munchies!
That's just the way it is!
R Plates gone!
A Year of being Forewarned!
Now doing 50!
No longer are journeys adjourned!
Thinking of the Past Year!
All that happened Near!
That's just the way it is!
No longer with a Mother!
Just your Grandmothers and Brother!
That's just the way it is!
R Plates removed!
Driving Skills improved!
In the Dual Carriageway!
Able to do 60, yay!
Internet in the Library!
Slow and tiring!
That's just the way it is!
One Week of Weightwatchers!
Lost 4lbs through Trying!
That's just the way it is!
R Plates eradicated!
Timing of Last Year's Pass, pure fate!
Taking my Bro to his Lessons!
Mo more Taxi Sessions!
