I could've had some unreal Dough!
I could've been The All-Ireland Champ!
But our Roads are blighted with Joyriders!
Our Roads are ramped!
Heading over to the local Chippy!
Have to get Home now!
Must be Nippy!
Talking about the Girl Next Door!
On RTE, she's on once More!
She comes from a Family who can all sing!
She is enjoying her life!
Such happiness it can bring!
I remember her Sister from my SAGE Accounts Class!
She said She would fail, but I knew She would pass!
In her Home, they are split between Tyrone and Derry!
They Sing, they Act, they can all be Merry!
They all have to endure the Northern bogey!
They come from the Parish that is top in Camogie!
So, let's hear it for the Local Talent!
With voices that are truly Heaven-Sent!
Jesus had Talent!
As well as some Denari!
As for me, I'm always so bloody Tardy!
