Friday, 30 July 2010

Sunday

Sunday Lunchtimes!
No longer at home!
In the Bar!
Listening to the Dubliners and Wolfe Tones!

Lunch now for sale in the Shops!
Turkey, Ham, Roasties!
Plus Gravy Slops!
Making sure it doesn't spill on the Seat!
Bringing it home for me and my Brother to eat!

Heading to the Bar afterwards!
Usual Suspects drinking!
Hoping for Financial rewards!
At the Races and Racing UK on!
SkySports at the back!
No hope of shouting 'Play On'!

The Publican's Daughter watches T4 beforehand!
Watching ads for Direct Line, LV and MoreThan.
Watching repeats of Hollyoaks and Glee!
Then turning over to Dance Music from MTV!

Typical Sunday Afternoon in rural Ireland!
The fields outside the Village are on Dry Land!
The Championship Seasons is delayed!
Because the County Teams' Championship is being played!

I have to keep myself busy on this Holy Day!
Mass was on last night!
Now I have more time to play!
I must keep myself occupied!
So I won't get swallowed up by a false sense of Pride!

My Brothers at home with the Wii!
But the gaming world never appealed to me!
He also has the Play Station 3!
Almost forgot, the XBox 360!

The shops are opened from 1 to 6!
Enough time to buy a CD!
For my ever increasing list!
Every little helps in Tesco!
M&S sells fancy stuff!
Like Posh Food and Pesto!

I see my Super Friends in Armagh!
Motivating me to lose extra flab!
Heading home!
Listening to Today FM!
Days like these before?
I can't remember when!

So Sundays in our area are special!
It's a totally different level!
The day isn't so lazy!
For we think doing nothing is Crazy!

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Help is at hand

I eat because I'm unhappy!
I don't aspire to dress like Dappy!
I'm unhappy because I eat!
I'm not like those on the Street!

I have an adverse effect!
Part of the Food Craving Sect!
Think of eating as an escape!
From life's unwinding Red Tape!


Don't miss life's Boat!

Just because you have a Sore Throat!

You have an outlet to go to tonight!

Don't get looped because you've had a fright!

Don't believe in diet pills!

They will never cure your eating ills!

Pressure from friends Online!

Means I have to work it this time!

Don't puts 3 Months down the drain!

Just because you've too much spare time!

What is yours may soon be mine!

I want to ride my Bicycle again!

You've come too far to go back!

When driving your Car don't get slack!

What is messed up in your mind of food!

Your Soul can heal with a serene mood!

Don't let it go now!

For it shows how!

Everyone says, "You're good!"

But it's not how it should!

For I have to progress and march!

Amidst all the haze of Sugar and Starch!

To Costcutter at your local rival's!

Your no longer in a downward Spiral!

Legs used to chafe!

Now walking is Safe!

Make plenty of haste!

Whatever your taste!

To your super friends, like in 'The Simpsons'!

Don't crumble like Gypsum!