The Library Internet

At the moment it's 7 O'clock!
An Hour before the Library shuts up shop!
Now the Internet Access is unusually quick!
Usually as slow as a cruise liner Ship!

Guy beside me playing music I hate!
Overheard through his Headphones!
My God, his Youtube isn't stalling!
The Dawgs are seeking their Bones!

Killing time at this moment!
Thanks to my NI Libraries enrolment!
A Tina Cousins hit from 1999!
Like Prince looking to Party!
It's a sign of the times!

Thinking of my times in Coleraine!
The World was my Oyster!
Then I experienced a lot of Pain!
Dirty Minded TV guy said he needed Mental Floss!
I guess back then I was my own Boss!

Internet Explorer!
So often in the Library it's a crawler!
The system going down at peak time on Saturday!
To be positive then is an act of flattery!

Youtube was a bane to me!
During my Brother's time there!
I experienced much adversity!
No one seemed to care!

Now most of it is knocked on the head!
Several issues need to be put to bed!
Chicken Sandwiches for Lunch now!
Make sure it's Wholemeal bread!

Struggling for things to say!
Can leave you in a peculiar way!
One day like this according to Elbow!
But I didn't feel the need to seek to bellow!

Getting frustrated on Facebook!
Doesn't leave your mates with a good Face Look!
I need to learn to relax and digress!
Rather than thinking of Women who wish to undress!

The Library Internet!
Having an experience there is a sure-fire bet!
It gets you out of the Pressure Cooker House!
But please be as quiet as a Church Mouse!

Holy God!

Miley in Glenroe!

Always said, "Holy God!"

On Sundays after a Fish Supper!

Thick fried Potato and Battered Cod!

Sundays in the early Nineties!

Enjoying Grunge and Old School Rave!

Listening to the UK Chart in those days!

Afternoon visiting your Father's Grave!

The heady days of 1992!

Single European market was coming through!

Talk about a Bishop having an affair!

Which lead to a Love child exposed On Air!

It was a summer never to forget!

Highland Radio's reception!

It came and went!

Championship games in Donegal and Tyrone!

We were in Carrickmore!

But were eventually beaten and Home!

Now Cassettes bought in the Lama's Fair!

Copied illegally!

Those days I didn't care!

Listening to Prince and Carter USM!

Musical gigs!

I wish I was there!

August time 18 Years past!

13 Years Old!

But time travels fast!

Thinking of Girls was platonic!

Boys talked about Mario and Sonic!

Little did I know what was to occur!

Girls soon took a different perception!

Watching 'The Good Sex Guide' late at night!

Talking about protection!

U2 were 'Even better than the real thing!'

If only I could act and sing!

18 Years of Sexual anorexia!

'Birds and the Bees'?

I felt like I had dyslexia!

Boys would brag!

About the Girls they wanna shag!

But we were still Children!

Our School was run by ardent Christians!

But those days I'll never forget!

The Kids Show remixes!

Video Games too!

Before the glow sticks!

Girls were enjoying their 'Million Love Songs'!

I was enjoying the Lemonheads' 'Mrs Robinson'!

1992!

Holy God!

How the time has passed through!

I'm glad I'm not that age now!

How the kids cope?

I'll never know how!

Now I'm 31 Years-Old!

Here is a story!

Prior to then, I had never told!

Enjoying myself better Today!

I have become stronger in every single way!