The Library Internet

At the moment it's 7 O'clock!
An Hour before the Library shuts up shop!
Now the Internet Access is unusually quick!
Usually as slow as a cruise liner Ship!

Guy beside me playing music I hate!
Overheard through his Headphones!
My God, his Youtube isn't stalling!
The Dawgs are seeking their Bones!

Killing time at this moment!
Thanks to my NI Libraries enrolment!
A Tina Cousins hit from 1999!
Like Prince looking to Party!
It's a sign of the times!

Thinking of my times in Coleraine!
The World was my Oyster!
Then I experienced a lot of Pain!
Dirty Minded TV guy said he needed Mental Floss!
I guess back then I was my own Boss!

Internet Explorer!
So often in the Library it's a crawler!
The system going down at peak time on Saturday!
To be positive then is an act of flattery!

Youtube was a bane to me!
During my Brother's time there!
I experienced much adversity!
No one seemed to care!

Now most of it is knocked on the head!
Several issues need to be put to bed!
Chicken Sandwiches for Lunch now!
Make sure it's Wholemeal bread!

Struggling for things to say!
Can leave you in a peculiar way!
One day like this according to Elbow!
But I didn't feel the need to seek to bellow!

Getting frustrated on Facebook!
Doesn't leave your mates with a good Face Look!
I need to learn to relax and digress!
Rather than thinking of Women who wish to undress!

The Library Internet!
Having an experience there is a sure-fire bet!
It gets you out of the Pressure Cooker House!
But please be as quiet as a Church Mouse!