Imagining Heaven

Imagine there actually is a Heaven!

And that there never was a 9/11!

Imagine no sympathy for the Devil!

Imagine there never was Another Level!

Can we imagine our own Nirvana?

Without arguing about South Armagh?

Can we look beyond the Pope and the Queen?

And imagine us all batting for the same Team?

Imagine there were no singer/songwriters!

Imagine the men were not behind the wire!

Imagine if we were real fighters!

Getting through life, not brawling and setting things on fire!

Imagine if we were all allowed to pray!

Not like Gary Barlow, but the Dali Lama way!

Imagine Taigs and Huns joining forces!

And stop electioneering and betting on Horses!

Imagine every one was a good driver!

And that Saturday Nights didn't lead to lives expired!

Can we think that we can see the second coming?

Or have we imagined that the world would all come to nothing?

What the Hell happened?

What the Hell happened the Police?

It's the same thing that happened the Priests!

How the Hell did we become corrupt?

Why did the Nation f**k up?

Do we still believe Armageddon?

Or did Bruce Willis take it to a new Level?

Are we too materialistic?

Have we become another Generation of Statistics?

Over on one side of the Border!

A good man was killed to create disorder!

Why is it the good ones that die?

Over a misunderstanding about July?

It's a Festival of some sorts!

The Musicians perform for the Courts!

The people are engulfed with a hate!

And the educated all emigrate!

Teenagers are still ineffectual!

Hero worshiping a Transsexual!

All geared towards a Grammy!

The Hippie Women are now all Grannies!

Where's the training to create Jobs?

Have our kids become privileged slobs?

Dumbed down texters on the Net!

Doing anything for a cheap bet!

Bank Robbers are now heroes!

In the era of Banking Neros!

What the Hell happened our Money?

The Bankers ran away like the Easter Bunny!

Gout

The ailment of the Aristocracy!

In the era of bureaucracy!

Gran's leg had its own Bloody Sunday!

But she wanted to wait till Monday!

The out-of-hours is on standby!

Just a phone call away!

But Gran is a superpower!

A Queen in her Castle!

Could she get seen to?

Or will she maintain her watchtower?

Eventually she compromised!

Her consent had to be prized!

Eventually a Nurse rang!

We went to the surgery!

It was almost like purgury!

With Gran concealing her health secrets!

She was told she had Arthritis!

Think about it as I write this!

I have leg issues myself!

Need to discuss this later!

When Gran was told she had inflamation!

I was no longer subject to condemnation!

She thanked God for me!

I was vindicated!

On Monday it was to normal surgery!

For a Blood Test and a Chat!

Later in the day the results came out!

It was revealed that she had Gout!

I then let people know online!

The advice they gave was fine!

Plenty of Cherries!

And juice of cranberries!

It was better than the Anti-Inflamatories!

Keeping things in perspective!

Has left me reflective!

I have cramp in my shins!

Now I have to heed the advice!

And take the same drinks!

So it's the story of Gout!

It's worse than a fungal infection!

So think of the poor little Rich Lady!

In the Agricultural Section!