Things work out

When life deals you lemons, make lemonade.

When your Bus stops at a Hotel in Ardara; it means “Go!”, Less to be paid.

My Brother's trip to see his Skype Chum.

Had Gran in a Rattle and Hum. But I was still roped into coming too.

I couldn't find another way through.

Steps talked about one for sorrow! But I saw two for joy!

We had to take Buses to the West. 'Cause Gran says the Car is, “Not a Toy!”

But we got to Enniskillen okay.

Then waited for the Cross Border Bus to make its way.

Beforehand, en route to Dungannon.

I felt as sick as an overfed puppy.

I had to dash to Tesco's Filling Station. For medical resuscitation.

Had to rush like an 80's yuppy.

In Enniskillen the kids were out in force.

Coming home from School. I wanted to bolt like a horse.

We waited for a whole hour.

Thank God I had a Shower.

The Bus to Donegal Town arrived when the depot was quiet.

En route to Ballyshannon.

Some Geezer in a Van lept like a Salmon.

The Bus had to swerve and toot. I thought, “Holy God, I'd have been kaput!”

The Town of Rory Gallagher rocked a different way then.

But we got to Donegal for the Bus to Ardara.

And the Hotel was €90 less than the B and B for 3 nights.

What a trip it has been.

My Brother's Friend, we did see.

Now I won't have to deal with any more freights.

Mid Afternoon Matters

Mid Afternoon.

Not exactly Mills and Boon.

But a time when I'm busy.

And Gran's in a Tizzy.

My Brother's exams are almost over.

He's bright as a Supernova.

But he is a young lad lost.

In a world of YouTube and Skype.

He isn't a Wild Rover.

In the Bar with Friends.

Talking about Rock and Roll.

Life's hard on the Dole.

But we meet all our ends.

We talked about antics.

And talked about Music.

Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rory Gallagher.

I've become enthusiastic.

The news makes me resentful.

About Financial Controllers.

Thomas the Bank Engine.

Made us all dolers.

Then I went to the Chippy.

Better be bright and nippy.

I had to say sorry.

For saying things in a hurry.

Now I'm back in the good books of the woman in charge.

Need to learn to think before speaking.

Can't have broth without cooks.

The Afternoon ends on a happy note.

I've had regrets in the past.

But I'm sure it won't last.

I'm singing a Rock and Roll Tune.

Things work out

When life deals you lemons, make lemonade.
When your Bus stops at a Hotel in Ardara;
it means “Go!” Less to be paid.
My Brother's trip to see his Skype Chum.
Had Gran in a Rattle and Hum.
But I was still roped into coming too.
I couldn't find another way through.

Steps talked about one for sorrow!
But I saw two for joy!
We had to take Busses to the West.
'Cause Gran says the Car is, “Not a Toy!”
But we got to Enniskillen okay.
Then waited for the Cross Border Bus to make its way.

Beforehand, en route to Dungannon.
I felt as sick as an overfed puppy.
I had to dash to Tesco's Filling Station.
For medical resuscitation.
Had to rush like an 80's yuppy.

In Enniskillen the kids were out in force.
Coming home from School.
I wanted to bolt like a horse.
We waited for a whole hour.
Thank God I had a Shower.
The Bus to Donegal Town arrived when the depot was quiet.

En route to Ballyshannon.
Some Geezer in a Van lept like a Salmon.
The Bus had to swerve and toot.
I thought, “Holy Gog, I'd have been kaput!”
The Town of Rory Gallagher rocked a different way then.

But we got to Donegal for the Bus to Ardara.
And the Hotel was €90 than the B and B for 3 nights.
What a trip it has been.
My Brother's Friend, we did see.
Now I won't have to deal with any more freights.

The Net

Hi! I'm 14 too!

I like Lady Gaga, just like you!

Do you play for the Ladies' GFC?

Yeah, I do play for U-16s in Midfield!

I have a dog named Suzie, she just wouldn't yield.

Those are the basics about me!

“What School do you go to?”

“I'm in the Secondary!”

“Do you like your School?”

“On the Contrary!”

I hope to know more about you another day!

I have homework to do now!

Chat latter, see you, chiao!

Oh that's fine, dad has a Bill to pay!

The next day arrives!

“Hi there, watch Footballers' Wives?”

“Oh that show is so old!”

“Ach well, I'm sure you're watching about Gypsy Weddings!

I'm learning about video embedding!

But tonight it's pretty cold!”

“But do you think we could ever meet?

I hope you're not rushed off your feet!

My Dad could pick you up on Sunday!”

“I don't know about that!

I feel a little bit fat!

But I'd love to see you someday!”

A few weeks later!

She told her mum that she hates her!

“You don't know what it's like to be in love!”

“They all say they're different, Honey!

They're after more than just Money!

They're not sent from Heaven like a Dove!”

She runs off to see his dad!

“You must be Amy? Come to Adam's Pad!

He'll be delighted to see you!

For it will be fun for friends to chat!

Never mind if you feel fat!

Your Mum doesn't want to be you!”

When she arrives in Adam's Home.

“Take a shower!”, Dad says in a tone.

“Adam will be here in a little while!”

So Amy goes into the Bathroom.

Takes off her clothes and has room.

To clean herself and then smile.

Then she notices something funny.

A Piece of glass that looks sunny.

She wonders for a while and then carries on.

Then she hears a distant noise.

Shouts of orgasmic joy.

Finally she realises that something's wrong.

She dries herself with a towel.

But then soon on the prowl.

It's the dad who comes in a flash.

“Is there anything the matter?

Can we come to the kitchen for a natter?

I'll answer some concerns before you dash!”

Then she senses a smell.

From dad's midriff, “What the Hell?

It's like nothing I've ever smelt before!”

Then she runs to dad's room.

Where she heard the noise that went through.

The wall's a few minutes before.

She then sees a scene.

Like a CCTV.

Suddenly she's shocked and sickened.

He's been filming her naked.

And satisfied himself, Adam's a fakester.

Suddenly the plot thickened.

He is really a pervert.

The type that she's heard of.

He wanted her all for himself.

Then he came approaching.

With his skills used for poaching.

And tried to flatten her off the shelf.

But then she used Girl Power.

And then took the nozzle lead from the shower.

And caught him by the neck.

“You stole the innocence off mine!

I'm gonna dial 999!

You've turned girls' lives into a wreck!”

Then in came the Police!

He ran off in a fleece!

But eventually they caught him!

They then took his Hard Drive!

And couldn't believe their eyes!

At the scenes of girls he was courting!

Amy is still in shock!

But she survived to run amok!

To tell younger girls of this tale!

Don't meet up online!

Unless you're old enough to define!

The dangers of an incognito male!